march 28, 2026

We're

Turning

Yes. Five. Zero. Whatever.

Friends, Slackers, and Mall-Rats,

It finally happened. Katie and Tamara are turning 50. We're choosing to celebrate rather than dwell.

Please join us for a night of nostalgia, laughs, questionable dance moves, and the kind of fun that only people who survived rotary phones, VHS tapes, and dial-up internet can truly appreciate.

// THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR YOUTH //

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The Date

March 28th, 2026

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The Time

7:00 PM

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The Place

2850 E Calle Glorietta
Tucson, AZ 85716

★ Pagers were high-tech ★ ★ MTV played music videos ★ ★ We survived Y2K ★ ★ Be kind, rewind ★ ★ As if! ★ ★ Talk to the hand ★ ★ Whatever ★ ★ All that and a bag of chips ★ ★ Pagers were high-tech ★ ★ MTV played music videos ★ ★ We survived Y2K ★ ★ Be kind, rewind ★ ★ As if! ★ ★ Talk to the hand ★ ★ Whatever ★ ★ All that and a bag of chips ★

THE DRESS CODE

(IMPORTANT, PEOPLE)

Come dressed as a fun movie, TV, or music persona—any era, any genre.

Ferris Bueller Madonna ALF Doc Brown Marty McFly Cher Horowitz Wayne & Garth Courtney Love

You get the idea.

There will be music you forgot you loved, drinks you probably shouldn't mix, and a celebration of making it this far with our sense of humor (mostly) intact.

No gifts required—your presence, your costume, and your Gen X attitude are more than enough.

RSVP

Let us know you're coming

Totally tubular! See you there! 🎉